UPON ARRIVAL

BBQ + Fellowship night







Winning team vs PJI


Makan time!
Operasi burung hantu at 5am...!!
Now I know it was J.Hsien who lead me through the right way..hmm

Lookin at the stars!

PJI's fault! XP

Treasure hunting.....Hunting the egg?????

YAM SENGGGGG~

SMK Assunta

SMK Tmn Sea
SMK DJ


THE COMMITTEES!!!!!!






LAME JOKES!!
COPYRIGHTED LAME JOKES FROM ERIC! One hell of a good memory fella...Haha..here they are! The lame jokes we cracked during our meals in LOC!!


Jason Chong's Lame Jokes:




1) There are 10 fishes in the pond, one died, how many fishes left?
9
Simple right? Ok, now since there are 9 fishes left, why did the water level of the pond increases?
Because all 9 fishes were crying.

2) There's an elephant and a banana, why didn't the elephant eat the banana?
Because the banana is plastic.
Ok, now lets say the banana is real, why didn't the elephant eat the banana?
Because the elephant is plastic.
Ok, now lets say both the elephant and banana are real, why didn't the elephant eat the banana?
Because the banana is on TV.
Ok, Now lets say both the elephant and banana are real and on TV, why didn't the elephant eat the banana?
Because their both in a different channel.
Final, now lets say both the elephant and banana are real, on TV and in the same channel, why didn't the elephant eat the banana?
Because I switched it off.

3) There's one psycho woman were on top of the building, why did she throw a toilet bow?
Because she's psycho.
Ok, a man suddenly walk passed by, why suddenly he died?
Because the toilet bow fell on top of him.
Ok, why there's so many flies?
Because a man died.

4) There's a guy on the 14th floor in his room, he jumped down but why he didn't die?
Because he jumped back to his room

5) You wanna hear a long or short joke?
Long Joke?
OK, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Short Joke?
OK, Joke.

3 other jokes which needs to show in action, can't explain it here.


Eric's lame jokes:



1) What is brown, have a head and a tail but no legs?
A penny

2) What bunny has fleas?
Bugs Bunny

3) There's a bird and an aeroplane, before the bird crashes the aeroplane, why did the bird suddenly fall straight down?
Because the loudness of the aeroplane, the bird covers its ears and so it falls down.

Mun Suet's lame joke:



1) An ant has 6 legs. After crossing a pile of SHITS, why suddenly only have 4 legs?
Because the ant covers it's 2 legs up to it's nose.

2) In a bus, there's two woman breast-feeding their babies, one black and one white mother. What did the white baby say to her mother?
I want chocolate milk.

Jason Hong's lame jokes:



1) One day, Doraemon says hi to hello kitty, but why didnt hello kitty response?
Because she doesn't have a mouth.
Ok, lets say she went for plastic surgery and one day said hi to Doraemon, why didn't he response?
Because he doesn't have any ears.

2) What money can sing?
50 cent.

3) There's a monkey, chimpanzee and a kuala were on top of a tree, a monkey jump down and died, why did the chimpanzee follow the monkey and died as well?
Because it thought it was a game.
Ok, why did the kuala didn't jump yet he died?
Because he laugh out to much that he didn't hold onto the tree.

4) Bird flew to the south in 2 hours in the morning, at night they flew back to the north in an hour. Why?
Because in the morning, the sun shines on them and so they use 1 of their wing to cover their face while flying.

5) There's a black cat and a white cat. A white cat feel down to the drain, the black saves the white cat. What did the white cat says to the black cat?
Meow.

6) Why do the birds fly to the north pole?
Because they can't walk nor swim there.

7) Which artists isn't afraid of the rain?
Rihanna - Umbrella

8) What is the coldest glue on earth?
Igloo

9) What is the center of the earth?
A yellow furry ball which sucks everything
OK, Hercules is the strongest man in the universe, when he throws a rock, it will go one round, but why it didn't come back when he threw it?
Because the yellow furry ball sucks the rock.

Jack's lame jokes:



1) A submarine can lift 10 people, there are 9 people and a pregnant woman, why did the submarine sinks?
Because submarine do sinks.

2) The border of malaysia & thailand, where do they bury the survivors?
We don't bury the survivors, eventually we kill them.

3) There's 10 guys crossing the river which contains crocodiles who eats guy's PP, these guys only have a can and a rope tied from one corner to the other. How did the guys cross the river?
1 guy's PP put inside the can, while 9 remaining guys put their PP on each other's back.


4) There are 3 robbers robbing a bank..Suddenly, they saw two police car, how did they manage to escape anyway?
It is because, there is no police in the car...

Assunta's lame jokes:



1) One day, the buddha and jesus were meeting each other one day, the buddha challenge the jesus in a game of chinese chess and jesus said he will win no matter what. So the buddha adds a few challenge, whoever wins, he will kick his opponent's PP. Jesus accept and at the end, the buddha wins and jesus suddenly disappeared right after the game. Now in this earth, in the church and in our temple, what position do you see both Jesus & Buddha? XD get it?